Things I Don't Understand...

Because there seems to be so many of them today...

• Why I ate two of these stuffed cookies sandwiches I bought from Sam's last night, even though I knew it would make me sick to my stomach
• Why people are so obsessed with this Twlight nonsense--perhaps I should read the book and find out
• Why the Gossleins still have a TV show
• Why since we got Windows Vista two years ago, I still have to reboot my computer each time I print something in order to get the next thing to print, despite the fact that I am constantly downloading new printer drivers
• Why it is so hard to come up with dinner ideas
• Why kids don't like to take naps--if someone told me to sleep I would gladly comply
• Why I own such a small amount of clothes and yet do so much laundry
• Why I never eat a real meal and yet do so many dishes
• Why the guy our Homeowner's Association pays to manage our neighborhood is so very bad at his job
• Why Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus
• Why it has taken me so long to unsubscribe from all these promotional emails that stores I never shop at send me (it has been rather liberating!)
• Why even though the teachers remind me ten times and I write it on my calendar, I can never remember when it's Water Day at camp
• Why bad things happen to good people
• Why Al Gore hasn't fixed global warming yet
• Why Mason wakes me up at 6:30am and begs for breakfast, but then when I make it for him he plays space ship games with his food instead of eating it. Maddening!
• Why I have two kids with blond hair and blue eyes and IF I should have them DNA tested to make sure they weren't switched a birth
• Why people stop their cars right in front of Publix to wait for someone instead of parking in a parking space since it is after all a parking lot
• Why people ask "Why?"