Thursday, June 25, 2009

Things I Don't Understand...

Because there seems to be so many of them today...

  • Why I ate two of these stuffed cookies sandwiches I bought from Sam's last night, even though I knew it would make me sick to my stomach
  • Why people are so obsessed with this Twlight nonsense--perhaps I should read the book and find out
  • Why the Gossleins still have a TV show
  • Why since we got Windows Vista two years ago, I still have to reboot my computer each time I print something in order to get the next thing to print, despite the fact that I am constantly downloading new printer drivers
  • Why it is so hard to come up with dinner ideas
  • Why kids don't like to take naps--if someone told me to sleep I would gladly comply
  • Why I own such a small amount of clothes and yet do so much laundry
  • Why I never eat a real meal and yet do so many dishes
  • Why the guy our Homeowner's Association pays to manage our neighborhood is so very bad at his job
  • Why Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus
  • Why it has taken me so long to unsubscribe from all these promotional emails that stores I never shop at send me (it has been rather liberating!)
  • Why even though the teachers remind me ten times and I write it on my calendar, I can never remember when it's Water Day at camp
  • Why bad things happen to good people
  • Why Al Gore hasn't fixed global warming yet
  • Why Mason wakes me up at 6:30am and begs for breakfast, but then when I make it for him he plays space ship games with his food instead of eating it. Maddening!
  • Why I have two kids with blond hair and blue eyes and IF I should have them DNA tested to make sure they weren't switched a birth
  • Why people stop their cars right in front of Publix to wait for someone instead of parking in a parking space since it is after all a parking lot
  • Why people ask "Why?"


Amber Greenawalt said...


and Yes, read the freakin Twilight books then you will "get" the hoopla.

I bought the first two for Gigi for her 40th b-day tomorrow. If come September you have not read them yet guess what you will be getting too. ;)

Kathleen said...

I LOVE Twilight. 'Nuff said.